
Have you heard of highway insomnia? I can't find any articles about it online, but it was referenced in a 30 Rock so I know it's not just me. Highway insomnia is when you suddenly snap to and you're in your driveway, but you can't remember driving there. Like you've just zoned out while you were driving and have no memory of anything after you got into the car and started it.
Well, right now my life feels like I've got a serious case of highway insomnia, but reverse. It's like sometimes I come to and I am driving to work, and I can't remember anything since my drive home the night before. As though being in the car, listening to the dulcet tones of Jay Severin is my life, and what I do, what I ACTUALLY GODDAMN DO, that is just the prelude to one of my commutes.
Prelude to my commute. Sounds like a song. A very sad, very pathetic song.
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