oh megan. hello.  hello my dearest, most missed friend.  It is 11:11 p.m. Sat. night.  MAKE A WISH!!! IT IS 11:11 and I didn't even intend that.  Let me preface this by saying I have had had too much to drink.  Too much to drink and I miss you.  I miss you terrible and I miss you and all night I have thought of you and how you would laugh at things I was seeing.  Specifically, I was at Gulu Gulu in Salme, and it was super busy, lik ethe busiest ever, and they had all these coasters that said "SAVE THE HOOCH" and had this weird drawing of a chick pointing at her hoo haa.  Save the hooch as in hoochie mama.  HOOCH. VAGINA.  SAVE THE VAGINA.  SAVE THIS CHICKS VAGINA.  HER VA  Jay JAy.    So I had too much to drink, and it was a cd release party of some douche bag, and all his douche bag friends were there, so I kept picking up coasters, and bringing them to douche bags, and being like "I thought you'd like this.  I got it for you.  This is yours now."  and hten I found our there were pins.  PINS.  PINS THAT SAID SAVE THE HOOCH.  So I started giving those away.  And then John said it was time to go, so I left.  And all the way to the car, every person we passed, I yelled, "SAVE THE HOOCH!!"  and a few were like "wOOOO YEAH!!!!!!" and others were like "What's with that girl? talking about VAGINAS????"  but basically, this is an email to tell you never fear.  I got you a pin that said "SAVE THE HOOCH"  because it will be funnier in German.  It has a picture of a cervix on it.  Not really. An animated cervix.  I'm gonna call that an anmcer.  yes.  I got one for you.  And I need to mail it to you.  And this is basically a very convoluted drunk way of saying I need your new German address.

You address.

In Germany.

Save the HOOCH.

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss you.

(If you were here, you would understand all of this.  and that is why I love you so.  And that is why you are the best friend ever.  And I miss you)

I miss you.

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